posture the grantham

This months posture makes a courteous departure from complicated arm and leg movements. Most of its charm lies in the turn of ones head. The only necessity below the neck line is that you keep your frame in a gentlemanly upright position. This means no leaning, no squatting and no jazz hands.

The Grantham, named after the Earl of Grantham, well tailored head of house hold and the lady viewers optimum Sunday eye candy played by the well spoken master of televisual seduction Hugh Bonneville in ITV's Sunday saving grace Downton Abbey.

You need not concern yourself with an appropriate time or place for this posture. The Grantham is not so much a charming turn, it is more a state of being.

If your jaw line is raised slightly upward, if you have a pronunciation perfect vocal tone and reduce female sensibilities to a pile of sighing and gazing, then you sir are a Grantham.

Bonnevilles Grantham is capable of syphoning your wife or girlfriends attention through the flatscreen without breaking a sweat (he doesn't sweat, he is the Earl of Grantham) Best you get practicing.

Keep the angles of your limbs neat and tidy. Keep your jaw line a few authoritative degrees upward and retain the consonants in your conversations. You will be a Grantham.

Until the next time my good friends.